365 Whatsapp Status

Hello Users..,

So Here are The most amazing 365 statuses for Every Occasion you need. These contains - Love Status , Funny Status, Attitude Status, Sad Status, Many More... 

Below Are The Best 365 Status For Everyday :-

# 1 )   `` I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice...``


# 2 )   `` Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results...``


# 3 )   `` Hey there whatsapp is using me...``


# 4 )   `` If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried...``


# 5 )   `` The movie Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble...``


# 6 )   `` 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you and 2)50% Discount...``


# 7 )   `` The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life...``


# 8 )   `` Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable...``


# 9 )   `` “I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”..``


# 10 )   `` If you love something set it free...``


# 11 )   `` Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do...``


# 12 )   `` We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer..``


# 13 )   `` Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught...``


# 14 )   `` But people stay in love by laughing with each other…...``


# 15 )   `` Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!..``


# 16 )   `` Do not be upset if you choose wrong people sometimes. Because without choosing them you will never know the true value of the right ones...``


# 17 )   `` Everything is fine in love and War...``


# 18 )   `` Dead or alive, you are coming with me...``


# 19 )   `` Never test how deep the water is with both feet...``


# 20 )   `` I’m not always ‘Available’ try your luck next time...``


# 21 )   `` After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”...``


# 22 )   `` Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on..  (Whatsapp quotes)..``


# 23 )   `` I still cannot close my eyes and it’s too late; the reason is that every time we see each other I get very emotional and cannot stop thinking about you. Have a good night...``


# 24 )   `` Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares. I am not feeling lonely becoze my memories are with me !…
  (Great whatsapp status)..``


# 25 )   `` Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have...``


# 26 )   `` When Some One Hates You for no reason….Give them a reason ?? ?? _!_..``


# 27 )   `` I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge...``


# 28 )   `` Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’)...``


# 29 )   `` Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain...``


# 30 )   `` Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”..``


# 31 )   `` Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be
                               ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley……(funny whatsap status)..``


# 32 )   `` The past beats inside me like a second heart...``


# 33 )   `` she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”...``


# 34 )   `` Nothing is over until you stop trying...``


# 35 )   `` Is is true that Your Life is Boring? If answer is Yes….
                           Then Type ‘I Love <ur bf=”” gf=”” name=””>’
                       And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore!..``


# 36 )   `` I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right...``


# 37 )   `` You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for...``


# 38 )   `` They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. Yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass...``


# 39 )   `` I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent...``


# 40 )   `` When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!..``


# 41 )   `` Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love...``


# 42 )   `` The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding...``


# 43 )   `` Be the type of person you want to meet....``


# 44 )   `` May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma’s teeth...``


# 45 )   `` If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live...``


# 46 )   `` Black Friday shopping is not worth the risk of my life…..``


# 47 )   `` That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger...``


# 48 )   `` Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life...``


# 49 )   `` Don’t Copy My Style...``


# 50 )   `` Everything is going to be fine..maybe not now but eventually….so be positive and think of after party..``


# 51 )   `` Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation...``


# 52 )   `` Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go...``


# 53 )   `` Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”...``


# 54 )   `` Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself...``


# 55 )   `` “Success” all depends on the second letter...``


# 56 )   `` Time is always fly, but love is never died….. You and me make a wonderful WE ………( Relationship Status)..``


# 57 )   `` If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies...``


# 58 )   `` Time is precious, waste it wisely...``


# 59 )   `` Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk...``


# 60 )   `` I dreamed a dream...``


# 61 )   `` Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!..``


# 62 )   `` My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way...``


# 63 )   `` Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you...``


# 64 )   `` Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you deal with it..``


# 65 )   `` "Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”..``


# 66 )   `` My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’..``


# 67 )   `` “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”..``


# 68 )   `` Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else...``


# 69 )   `` Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky...``


# 70 )   `` Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt...``


# 71 )   `` Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier...``


# 72 )   `` Fall in love not in line...``


# 73 )   `` Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!..``


# 74 )   `` That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”...``


# 75 )   `` I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting...``


# 76 )   `` What is the main reason for failure? …. I think its EXAMS...``


# 77 )   `` “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””..``


# 78 )   `` I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life...``


# 79 )   `` Born to Express not Impress..``


# 80 )   `` SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer...``


# 81 )   `` God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China...``


# 82 )   `` The road to success is always under construction...``


# 83 )   `` The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”...``


# 84 )   `` Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up...``


# 85 )   `` There are certain two types of human beings found on Whatsapp. One who gets enormous amount of messages and comments on their posts. And the obvious others are men...``


# 86 )   `` I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold...``


# 87 )   `` Love is just a word until you find the right person to show it to...``


# 88 )   `` They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?..``


# 89 )   `` The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing..``


# 90 )   `` Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia...``


# 91 )   `` Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it...``


# 92 )   `` Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap...``


# 93 )   `` Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’)...``


# 94 )   `` That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”...``


# 95 )   `` SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see...``


# 96 )   `` That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another...``


# 97 )   `` Life begins at the end of your comfort zone...``


# 98 )   `` When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”...``


# 99 )   `` Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places...``


# 100 )   `` Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days...``


# 101 )   `` When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you...``


# 102 )   `` Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy...``


# 103 )   `` I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do...``


# 104 )   `` I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year...``


# 105 )   `` One day you’re going to wake up and notice that you should’ve tried. It was worth the fight. …..(whatsapp quotes)..``


# 106 )   `` We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die...``


# 107 )   `` Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)...``


# 108 )   `` The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality...``


# 109 )   `` You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have...``


# 110 )   `` Don’t Copy My Style.Or you will be prosecuted...``


# 111 )   `` Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’...``


# 112 )   `` On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than anything in the world...``


# 113 )   `` I speak my mind.And I never mind what I speak...``


# 114 )   `` I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?..``


# 115 )   `` You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn..``


# 116 )   `` Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut...``


# 117 )   `` I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with...``


# 118 )   `` When I count my blessings i count you twice...``


# 119 )   `` Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. ……..(Relationship status)..``


# 120 )   `` Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…..``


# 121 )   `` I want the passion to loving me forever...``


# 122 )   `` Just smile and smell good...``


# 123 )   `` “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep  (Best whatsapp quotes)..``


# 124 )   `` We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people...``


# 125 )   `` You know what boys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are taken always and the only ones left are handicaps...``


# 126 )   `` Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David Schwartz..``


# 127 )   `` In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker...``


# 128 )   `` “”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””..``


# 129 )   `` You’ll never be lonely..If you learn to befriend yourself...``


# 130 )   `` In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!..``


# 131 )   `` I can’t go a day without thinking about you...``


# 132 )   `` If you make friends with yourself, you will never be alone...``


# 133 )   `` When ever I get a headache I always take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says...``


# 134 )   `` There is no finish line so love the journey...``


# 135 )   `` “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek..``


# 136 )   `` Night is a lovely gift by God to us to review our daily performances. Let’s cherish our good deeds and learn from our bad experiences to face the next day with all the vigor and energy...``


# 137 )   `` Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes...``


# 138 )   `` It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing...``


# 139 )   `` An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m going to buy iPhone 6...``


# 140 )   `` When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? ……(best funny whatsapp status)..``


# 141 )   `` 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain...``


# 142 )   `` Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday...``


# 143 )   `` I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode...``


# 144 )   `` You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it...``


# 145 )   `` Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect...``


# 146 )   `` Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9...``


# 147 )   `` Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite...``


# 148 )   `` Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?? ………..(simply for whatsapp freaks)..``


# 149 )   `` I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder...``


# 150 )   `` Sometimes you just need some space… to fart...``


# 151 )   `` Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?..``


# 152 )   `` In a few moments you would sleep, and would place your head on the pillow, I want to tell you that you’re my world, my love good night...``


# 153 )   `` I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button...``


# 154 )   `` I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..! ……….(funny love status)..``


# 155 )   `` The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes...``


# 156 )   `` When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way...``


# 157 )   `` Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?..``


# 158 )   `` Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee...``


# 159 )   `` You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life...``


# 160 )   `` It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”...``


# 161 )   `` If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up...``


# 162 )   `` We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy...``


# 163 )   `` When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt..``


# 164 )   `` I don’t need to explain myself damn it, I know I’m right...``


# 165 )   `` I can’t stop missing you. (love status)..``


# 166 )   `` FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog...``


# 167 )   `` Hey fat bitches, there’s this new lipstick that makes you lose weight. It’s called, super glue...``


# 168 )   `` Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!..``


# 169 )   `` Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?..``


# 170 )   `` I only want to be with you twice…now, and forever...``


# 171 )   `` His story is History, My Story is Mystery...``


# 172 )   `` The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits...``


# 173 )   `` I love my job…when I am on my vacations...``


# 174 )   `` There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side...``


# 175 )   `` I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you...``


# 176 )   `` Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?..``


# 177 )   `` I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand...``


# 178 )   `` Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work...``


# 179 )   `` It’s a good day to have a good day...``


# 180 )   `` Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you...``


# 181 )   `` I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???..``


# 182 )   `` Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You...``


# 183 )   `` Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows...``


# 184 )   `` When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place...``


# 185 )   `` Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have...``


# 186 )   `` I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!..``


# 187 )   `` The best way to create your future is to create it..``


# 188 )   `` When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it...``


# 189 )   `` The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us...``


# 190 )   `` Parents spend first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...``


# 191 )   `` If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident...``


# 192 )   `` Falling in love is not a option. To stay in love is...``


# 193 )   `` The best dreams happen when eyes are open...``


# 194 )   `` I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/..``


# 195 )   `` I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me...``


# 196 )   `` I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged...``


# 197 )   `` I wish exams came with a 50/50 option...``


# 198 )   `` The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower...``


# 199 )   `` One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now..``


# 200 )   `` I think Love is the best refreshment in life...``


# 201 )   `` All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them...``


# 202 )   `` Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown..``


# 203 )   `` Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak...``


# 204 )   `` Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky...``


# 205 )   `` Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!..``


# 206 )   `` Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!..``


# 207 )   `` ‘Black Friday Bowling’ Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!..``


# 208 )   `` People are more what they hide than what they show..``


# 209 )   `` Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun. ……(another great status for whatsapp)..``


# 210 )   `` I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday...``


# 211 )   `` Dance like the photos are not being tagged. Love like you’ve never been non friended. Sing like nobody’s following. Share like you do care. And do it all like it wont end up on Whatsapp or fb!..``


# 212 )   `` Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back...``


# 213 )   `` Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever...``


# 214 )   `` Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married...``


# 215 )   `` Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind...``


# 216 )   `` No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it...``


# 217 )   `` Life is Short – Chat Fast!..``


# 218 )   `` Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!..``


# 219 )   `` Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!..``


# 220 )   `` Attitude is everything!..``


# 221 )   `` Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go...``


# 222 )   `` Someone else is happy with less than what you have...``


# 223 )   `` If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...``


# 224 )   `` Sleep all your troubles away...``


# 225 )   `` “Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life”..``


# 226 )   `` I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!..``


# 227 )   `` Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Student of Albert Einstein..``


# 228 )   `` I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice...``


# 229 )   `` Today’s moment is to be lived, shared and enjoyed so be the one who brings a little magic to others and have an awesome time doing it...``


# 230 )   `` Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you...``


# 231 )   `` A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well...``


# 232 )   `` Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it. …….(whatsapp quotes)..``


# 233 )   `` I love my job only when I’m on vacation..``


# 234 )   `` Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one...``


# 235 )   `` God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt...``


# 236 )   `` Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :) …..(funny exam status)..``


# 237 )   `` A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other...``


# 238 )   `` It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us...``


# 239 )   `` Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight...``


# 240 )   `` Keep calm and survive summer..``


# 241 )   `` I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. ??..``


# 242 )   `` A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar..``


# 243 )   `` The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you...``


# 244 )   `` Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not...``


# 245 )   `` I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing...``


# 246 )   `` When the moon winks at U tonight..I wish sweet dreams embrace U tight..Hope UR day was quite alright..& I wish U a lovely Good Night..!..``


# 247 )   `` I like children. Properly cooked...``


# 248 )   `` People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important...``


# 249 )   `` If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing...``


# 250 )   `` “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””..``


# 251 )   `` If everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong Way...``


# 252 )   `` Save water drink beer...``


# 253 )   `` Behind every successful man is a surprised woman...``


# 254 )   `` Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it...``


# 255 )   `` Sometimes there is this moment when you feel like talking to someone….but you see around to find no one except your shadow….!!..``


# 256 )   `` If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives...``


# 257 )   `` Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again...``


# 258 )   `` I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?..``


# 259 )   `` Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present...``


# 260 )   `` I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated. ??..``


# 261 )   `` I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ??..``


# 262 )   `` I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday...``


# 263 )   `` When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does...``


# 264 )   `` Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor...``


# 265 )   `` Don’t think of cost. Think of value...``


# 266 )   `` “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”..``


# 267 )   `` Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key. – Alan benett..``


# 268 )   `` I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone...``


# 269 )   `` When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason ?? ?? _!_..``


# 270 )   `` Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body...``


# 271 )   `` Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection...``


# 272 )   `` Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself...``


# 273 )   `` There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein…..(whatsapp quotes)..``


# 274 )   `` Always smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…..``


# 275 )   `` INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…..``


# 276 )   `` And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln..``


# 277 )   `` Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it......... Michael Jordan..``


# 278 )   `` God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes...``


# 279 )   `` . All great changes are preceded by chaos …….(whatsapp quotes)..``


# 280 )   `` It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company...``


# 281 )   `` Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski..``


# 282 )   `` I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye...``


# 283 )   `` I’m a nice person i just hate everyone...``


# 284 )   `` Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything!……(attitude status)..``


# 285 )   `` Better late than never, but never late is better...``


# 286 )   `` You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something...``


# 287 )   `` Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories...``


# 288 )   `` Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly...``


# 289 )   `` If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need...``


# 290 )   `` You have to be ODD, to be number ONE. ………(awesome status)..``


# 291 )   `` I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying...``


# 292 )   `` I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. ….(funny whatsapp status)..``


# 293 )   `` Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity...``


# 294 )   `` My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me...``


# 295 )   `` I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story...``


# 296 )   `` “””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.'”..``


# 297 )   `` Love is blind but loving people is not mad ?? Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them. ….(sad relationship status)..``


# 298 )   `` You are the thought in my dreams. U r the vision in my eyes.U r the sound in my ears.U r the words in my mouth.You’re everything I need. U r everything I want. You’re everything that makes me, ME...``


# 299 )   `` I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode...``


# 300 )   `` I don’t make mistakes, I date them...``


# 301 )   `` People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst...``


# 302 )   `` Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl :)..``


# 303 )   `` Knowledge is realizing that street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway...``


# 304 )   `` Sometimes you succeed…. And other times you learn...``


# 305 )   `` My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra……...``


# 306 )   `` They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. Yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass...``


# 307 )   `` Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day...``


# 308 )   `` Never give up on anybody Miracles happen every day!..``


# 309 )   `` Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. …..(funny whatsapp status)..``


# 310 )   `` I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends...``


# 311 )   `` Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering...``


# 312 )   `` Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking...``


# 313 )   `` I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life...``


# 314 )   `` People fall in love by smiling at each other,..``


# 315 )   `` Need Love? … No… I would prefer vodka!..``


# 316 )   `` The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule...``


# 317 )   `` Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. …..(funny whatsapp status)..``


# 318 )   `` Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other...``


# 319 )   `` Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer...``


# 320 )   `` I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you...``


# 321 )   `` Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought...``


# 322 )   `` Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart...``


# 323 )   `` I stopped fighting with my inner demons...``


# 324 )   `` We’ve all done bad things, but that doesn’t make us bad people...``


# 325 )   `` Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. …….(Great whatsapp status)..``


# 326 )   `` Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. – Wyn Owen Justin..``


# 327 )   `` Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less than what I saved! ……(best black friday status)..``


# 328 )   `` There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer..``


# 329 )   `` A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body...``


# 330 )   `` “Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe..``


# 331 )   `` Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone...``


# 332 )   `` I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…..``


# 333 )   `` Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love...``


# 334 )   `` Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life...``


# 335 )   `` I drink to make other people interesting...``


# 336 )   `` I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive...``


# 337 )   `` So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach...``


# 338 )   `` There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved...``


# 339 )   `` When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic. ……….(best funny whatsapp status)..``


# 340 )   `` Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow...``


# 341 )   `` Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one’s self..``


# 342 )   `` L?ve is what ?akes two pe?ple sit in the ?iddle of ? Bench when there ?s plenty ?f room at ?oth ends...``


# 343 )   `` I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak...``


# 344 )   `` Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen...``


# 345 )   `` I’m done begging for your love...``


# 346 )   `` I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer. ….(best whatsapp status)..``


# 347 )   `` I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday...``


# 348 )   `` No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun...``


# 349 )   `` Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up...``


# 350 )   `` I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion...``


# 351 )   `` The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza...``


# 352 )   `` Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever! …..(attitude whatsapp status)..``


# 353 )   `` Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. Born to express not to impress...``


# 354 )   `` Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity...``


# 355 )   `` If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it...``


# 356 )   `` If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...``


# 357 )   `` Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘blank’ or just a smiley…..``


# 358 )   `` “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir Jony Ive, Apple..``


# 359 )   `` Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day...``


# 360 )   `` Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life..``


# 361 )   `` It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right. ……(Sad status)..``


# 362 )   `` People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst...``


# 363 )   `` A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new...``


# 364 )   `` If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer..``


# 365 )   `` Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life...``